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When Jean-Claude Van Damme Learned to Cry: A Look Back at Lionheart

When you look back at Jean-Claude Van Damme's golden run in the late eighties and early nineties, Lionheart occupies a very specific, weirdly emotional space. Coming right off the back of Bloodsport and Kickboxer , this was the movie where someone at Universal apparently said, "What if we take the guy who does the fancy spin kicks, but we make him cry every twenty minutes?" The result is a bizarre mix of brutal bare-knuckle violence and soap opera melodrama that shouldn't work at all, yet somehow remains one of the most enjoyable things JCVD ever put on film. The premise is pure 1990 straight-to-video gold, even though it got a full theatrical release. Van Damme plays Lyon Gaultier, a French Foreign Legionnaire stationed in a remote outpost in Djibouti. Right at the start, he gets a letter from his sister-in-law back in Los Angeles. His brother, a street-level drug dealer, was set on fire in a bad deal and is lying in a hospital bed calling out for Lyon. Lyon asks h...

4 K Blu-ray Review: Jeans, Gems, and Jean-Claude - The Beautiful Madness of Knock Off

When people talk about the "Chaos Cinema" era of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s career, they usually point to Double Team, but if you really want to see what happens when a legendary Hong Kong director is given a Hollywood budget and a bag of fever dreams, you have to look at the 1998 masterpiece of absurdity that is Knock Off. Directed by Tsui Hark, the visionary behind Once Upon a Time in China, this movie isn’t just an action flick; it’s a sensory assault where the camera doesn't just record the action, it stalks it, zooms through it, and occasionally behaves like it’s being piloted by a caffeinated hummingbird. Van Damme plays Marcus Ray, a high-society salesman in Hong Kong specializing in "knock-offs" like fake designer jeans and sneakers, joined by his partner Tommy Hendricks, played by Rob Schneider in a performance that is aggressively and unapologetically Rob Schneider. The plot involves the Russian Mafia, the CIA, micro-explosives hidden in the buttons of co...