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4K Review: Poseidon (2006) - A Satisfying Sugar Rush of a Disaster Movie

Let’s get this out of the way: Poseidon isn’t trying to be profound. It’s not interested in layered character arcs, grand metaphors about man vs. nature, or the emotional fallout of disaster. This is not Titanic. It’s not even trying to be The Perfect Storm. What Poseidon is, though, is lean, fast, and undeniably entertaining—a perfectly calibrated 98-minute sugar rush of fire, water, and pure survival spectacle.

Like a fun-sized candy bar, it might not nourish, but it delivers exactly what it promises. Sometimes, that’s enough.

From the moment the camera glides around the Poseidon’s sparkling hull in a sweeping digital shot, it’s clear the film wants to impress. The setup is minimal: it’s New Year’s Eve on a luxury cruise liner in the middle of the Atlantic. The guests are dancing, drinking, and toasting under chandeliers and disco lights. Then—bam!—a rogue wave slams into the ship, flips it upside down, and plunges everything into chaos.

There’s no slow burn. No hour-long tease. The wave arrives just 15 minutes in, and the rest of the film is pure, forward-driving survival. Director Wolfgang Petersen (Das Boot, The Perfect Storm) understands the mechanics of confined-space suspense, and he wrings every drop of tension out of flooded hallways, flaming shafts, and overturned ballrooms. Every set piece is slickly executed and easy to follow—rare praise in a genre that too often leans on disorienting editing to manufacture thrills.

If nothing else, Poseidon is efficient. It’s disaster movie minimalism: action, problem, action, problem, repeat.

Yes, the characters are thinly drawn. We have Dylan (Josh Lucas), the lone-wolf gambler with a hidden heart of gold. Robert Ramsey (Kurt Russell), the protective father and ex–New York mayor. His daughter Jennifer (Emmy Rossum) and her boyfriend Christian (Mike Vogel) provide the romantic subplot. Then there’s Richard Nelson (Richard Dreyfuss), a jaded architect dealing with heartbreak, and a single mom (Jacinda Barrett) with her young son in tow.

You could argue these characters are more archetypes than people—but that’s part of the appeal. Poseidon doesn’t waste time on backstories or internal monologues. These are disaster-movie action figures, designed to be dropped into a wet maze and pushed through escalating dangers. They’re there to run, climb, hold their breath, and occasionally die with dramatic flair.

And while none of the performances are award-worthy, the cast handles the material with commitment. Lucas plays a solid reluctant hero, Rossum brings earnestness, and Russell—who could sleepwalk through this role—actually lends it a sense of old-school movie star gravitas. Dreyfuss, in particular, finds something real in a role that could have easily been forgettable. His moment of grief early on is one of the film’s only humanizing beats.

The real star here is the ship itself—and what’s left of it. As the survivors crawl their way up (or down?) through flaming kitchens, submerged staircases, and upside-down engine rooms, the environment constantly shifts. Gravity works against them. Fire cuts off options. Rising water turns every moment into a ticking-clock scenario.

It’s in these sequences that Poseidon earns its popcorn. Petersen’s command of action geography keeps everything spatially clear, and he doesn’t over-edit the suspense. You understand where characters are, what the risk is, and what’s at stake in each scene. A daring underwater swim. A collapsing elevator shaft. A narrow escape through an air duct—all of it lands because the action is clean, even when the world is chaos.

The visual effects (which earned an Oscar nomination) have aged unevenly. Some of the CGI, especially the rogue wave and exterior shots of the ship, feel plasticky now. But inside the ship—where most of the film takes place—the production design is remarkable, and the practical sets do heavy lifting. You feel the scale. You feel the threat.

What makes Poseidon work—what makes it oddly rewatchable almost two decades later—is its utter lack of pretense. This is not a film that’s trying to say anything. It’s not about trauma or transformation or climate change. It doesn’t ask what kind of person you become when disaster strikes. It asks: can you hold your breath long enough to swim through that vent?

There’s something refreshingly honest about that. In an era where blockbusters often smuggle in franchise setups, teaser scenes, and bloated run times, Poseidon is content to be exactly what it is. No lore, no sequels, no messages. Just pure tension and spectacle.

Sure, it’s empty calories—but Poseidon isn’t interested in nourishment. It’s pure sugar high, a cinematic rollercoaster that knows when to speed up, when to drop you, and when to end.

Poseidon won’t change your life, but it might raise your heart rate. It’s a fast, thrilling, and unapologetically shallow disaster film that plays like a theme park ride: immersive, well-designed, and over before it wears out its welcome.

The new Poseidon 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray Limited Edition offers a thoughtfully curated suite of bonus features that dig beneath the surface of the 2006 disaster thriller. With a stunning 2160p Dolby Vision transfer and impressive DTS-HD MA 5.1 audio, the presentation alone is a major upgrade—but it's the extras that give this release real ballast. 

Among the standout new interviews is Ocean View, where Oscar-winning cinematographer John Seale reflects on shooting the film's disorienting interiors and capturing clarity amid chaos. Big Sets for Big-Time Directors sees production designer William Sandell discuss the immense challenges of building the ship’s massive, hydraulic sets, while Surfing the VFX Wave dives into the technical wizardry behind the film’s then-cutting-edge digital work with supervisor Boyd Shermis.

Further enriching the package is Bringing Out the Dead, featuring Michael Deak’s grisly behind-the-scenes insights on the makeup effects, and Set a Course for Adventure, a newly produced retrospective by Heath Holland that puts Poseidon in conversation with the wider disaster genre. Archival featurettes like Poseidon: A Ship on a Soundstage and A Shipmate’s Diary provide entertaining on-set glimpses, while Upside Down focuses on the film’s wildly complex set design. 

Rounding out the edition is a reversible sleeve with artwork by Jacey and a beautifully illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing from critic Priscilla Page—making this not just a definitive home release, but an affectionate reappraisal of a misunderstood, high-octane entry in modern disaster cinema.

For those who want their movies tight, wet, and loud—this delivers. Just don’t go looking for depth beneath the surface. There's none to find. But if you're in the mood for 90 minutes of well-executed disaster chaos? Climb aboard.

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