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Masters of the Universe 4K Review: Pure, Unapologetic ’80s Nostalgia in a Reference-Grade Showcase

Travis Knight's live-action Masters of the Universe is not something that will play well with the Academy; it will not be a hotly debated work in film schools; hell, I am not even sure I can call it a good movie in the traditional critical sense. Yet, as I watched it, grinning ear to ear, on my couch for over two hours, I was transported back to my childhood, wood paneling on the basement walls, an action figure in one hand and a bowl of sugar-drenched cereal in the other. It is an unabashedly campy, but thoroughly enjoyable movie that delivers a feel-good, 80s-style lark.  If the goal was to produce a slick, multi-generational franchise launchpad that would appeal to the current crop of Gen Z and Alpha audiences, it is safe to say that they have not accomplished it. The dialogue is sometimes unintentionally hilarious, and the lore, to the uninitiated, could feel like a convoluted soap opera in an unfamiliar language. However, if the silent wish of the creative team was to deliver ...

Back to Basics: South Park Seasons 27 & 28 DVD Review

Following a relatively uneven pair of seasons that saw the creators double down on their streaming platform’s serialized format, Season 27 sees South Park return to its episodic roots, with the show’s creators toning down the scale while focusing on the familiar antics of the four children as they try to understand the increasingly ridiculous world around them. And what better way to kick off the season than with a Biblical tale of Christ returning to the town to bring his sermon to the confused residents of South Park? In “Sermon on the ‘Mount’,” Jesus attempts to teach the Gospel to the locals in the midst of the end of the world, but it quickly becomes clear that the only spiritual guidance these people truly want comes from the verified Church account on social media. “Sermon…” sets the tone for the rest of the season, which sees the show’s sharp satirical edge turned towards the ever-growing content creator complex and the way people use the Church to justify their actions. It is ...

Stale Coffee and Burned Cover: The Agency Season 1 on DVD

Adapted by Jez and John-Henry Butterworth from the popular French series Le Bureau des Legende, The Agency Season 1 delivers a less glamorous, more grounded version of the typical Hollywood blockbuster. It focuses not on James Bond-style spy adventures but on middle-aged bureaucrats in dreary offices in London, who, as they sip cold coffee from a styrofoam cup, make life-altering decisions that affect the lives of people a world away. The series follows the life of Brandon Colby, a CIA operative known as “Martian” to his colleagues. Michael Fassbender portrays the tormented double agent who has spent six years in deep cover in Ethiopia. After he is recalled to London, he is forced to shed his false identity as Paul Lewis, toss away his burner phone, and return to his old office in the heart of England. The problem with undercover assignments, as Martian discovers too late, is not the assumed identity but the fact that, after living a lie for so long, the lie starts to feel like the tru...

Here’s the Story: Looking Back at The Brady Bunch Complete Series on DVD

So, I have finally gotten around to watching all five seasons of The Brady Bunch on DVD. It is 117 episodes of 1970s middle-class suburban comfort food. Watching them all in 2026 is an odd experience; one is forced to confront the fact that the show lives in a parallel universe where the most pressing matters of the day are who gets to go to the bathroom and who stole whose diary. There is no Vietnam, no Nixon, no inflation, just astro-turf and a healthy amount of orange interior paint. For most, if you pick up the complete set, it is either for the nostalgia or the sheer curiosity of seeing how television sitcoms used to be made, or that sitcoms used to be a thing. As such, the set is straightforward, with no bells and whistles apart from the usual dynamic menus and a decent-quality remastering of the video. However, getting the set is a worthwhile experience, as it provides an unparalleled view of the transition from a realistic drama about a broken family to full-blown camp. The fir...

Citizen Vigilante Blu-ray Review: Uwe Boll, Armie Hammer, and the Art of Ragebait Cinema

Some movies go off the rails purely by accident, runaway studio budgets, corporate micromanagement, or well-meaning creatives hopelessly out of their depth. Some of these trainwrecks are fascinating and endlessly rewatchable. Then there are the movies that feel like they were summoned directly into existence by the internet's darkest, most reactive algorithms, crafted specifically to pick scab after scab of the modern culture war. Citizen Vigilante belongs firmly to that second category. You can't sit through it without realizing you are looking at one of the weirdest artifacts of modern bargain-bin cinema, a project that feels less like a narrative motion picture and more like a fevered comment section brought to life. Uwe Boll directed, wrote, shot, and produced the film, a filmmaker whose name carries over twenty-five years of infamous baggage. Boll spent the early 2000s terrorizing video game fans with cheaply made adaptations like House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and ...

Does Scary Movie Hold Up? And Is the New 4K Steelbook Worth It?

I just finished rewatching Scary Movie, and I'm trying to figure out how a twenty-six-year-old parody flick holds up after all these years. Honestly, watching this today is just strange. Back in the summer of 2000, every multiplex was completely clogged with self-aware teen slashers trying to ride the wave Scream started. Everyone was wearing baggy cargo pants, listening to late-era nu-metal, and taking I Know What You Did Last Summer a bit too seriously. The Wayans brothers took one look at that whole trend and decided to just burn it to the ground with the support of a proper studio budget. The movie works way better than all those terrible mid-2000s knockoffs like Epic Movie or Date Movie because the Wayans crew actually understood horror tropes. They weren't just throwing random pop culture references at the screen for the sake of it. They specifically tore apart the structure, the beats, and the visual language of the movies they were roasting. They knew how slasher setups...

The Morning Show Season 3 DVD Review: Glossy, Trashy, and Completely Unhinged

Look, fans of The Morning Show understand what we are getting into with this series by now. If you are considering purchasing the Season 3 DVD, you are either a completionist who likes to have physical media on your shelf, or you are fully addicted to this specific brand of expensive, glossy nonsense this show peddles. By now, the show has given up pretending to be a serious piece of modern journalistic thought and has transformed into a full-blown corporate soap opera. Season 3 is the one where it embraces its true nature. Lets start with the packaging, because it was the reason for your twenty-plus dollar purchase in the first place. Not much to say, beyond it is a standard multi-disc affair. Nothing fancy, but if you wanted luxury, you would get the blu-ray. The video quality is perfectly fine for standard definition, despite how absurd watching an episode that cost tens of millions of dollars to make look incredibly cinematic on Apple TV+. The show holds its own with the standard D...

Sobering Up in standard def: Elijah Peel DVD review

So the new DVD for Elijah Peel landed on my desk, and honestly, I didn't quite know what to do with it. When you pick up a movie about a washed-up, stadium-filling British rock star whose life of hard partying and sketchy substances catches up with him in the form of a nasty heart attack, you brace yourself for a certain kind of predictable cinematic comfort food. Robert Malcolm Cumming plays Elijah, and when we first meet him, he is an absolute mess. He is driving while completely out of it, begging his manager, played by Kevin Sorbo, for a quick fix, and living in a mansion that looks like a tornado hit a liquor store and a strip club. It is a rough opening stretch. It does not pull its punches when it comes to showing how hollow and miserable this guy's lifestyle has become. The movie wastes no time throwing him into a hospital bed after his ticker gives out, surrounded by empty bottles and bad decisions. And because he is stuck there trying to recover without immediately ju...

Paddington Heads to 4K Ultra HD and SteelBook in the U.S. This November

If you have been waiting to upgrade your family movie collection to the highest possible standard, the beloved Peruvian bear is finally getting his due. Paul King’s delightful 2014 family classic, Paddington, is officially making its U.S. debut on 4K Ultra HD in a collector's SteelBook package on November 10. Distributed by Lionsgate, the 2-disc release includes both the 4K Ultra HD disc and a standard Blu-ray, alongside a digital copy, retailing for an MSRP of $44.99. Stunning 4K Upgrade & Special Features Based on the classic and beloved novels, Paddington follows the comic misadventures of a polite talking bear from deepest darkest Peru (voiced by Ben Whishaw) who travels to London in search of a new home after his rainforest habitat is destroyed. Lost and alone in a bustling metropolis, he is taken in by Henry (Hugh Bonneville) and Mary Brown (Sally Hawkins), who offer him a temporary safe haven. However, peace is short-lived when a sinister museum taxidermist, played with ...

Shorty, Cindy, and 4K Grain: Scary Movie 4K Steelbook Review

If you were old enough to be sneaking into movie theaters during the summer of 2001, you probably remember just how massive Scary Movie was. It arrived right at the tail end of the late-90s teen slasher revival, taking a massive, crude, sledgehammer swing at Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and pretty much every pop culture staple of that specific turn-of-the-millennium window. Looking back at it now, it's wild to think about how much money this thing made on a modest budget. It practically birthed a whole subgenre of spoof movies, most of which got progressively worse over the next decade. But the original Wayans brothers effort still holds a special, trashy place in the hearts of anyone who grew up on VHS tapes and early DVD releases. Naturally, Paramount decided it was time to give this comedy classic the premium 4K Ultra HD Steelbook treatment. The big question is whether a film full of bodily fluid jokes and slapstick gags actually benefits from a native 4K transfer, o...